Tag Archives: Pete Carroll

Today’s Mason-Ireland Love Fest for Scumbag Pete Carroll Made Me SICK!

Don’t get me wrong – I like Steve Mason and John Ireland and love their sports talk show. But, I was thoroughly nauseated by the little bit of their interview with uncle petey that I caught, and then their follow-up … Continue reading

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Haden v Kiffin: How Long Will it Last?

On July 20, a short week ago, I mentioned that new brain surgeon ad Pat Haden may want to “box up and mail back” football coach Lane Kiffin, just as had been done to the sc replica of r bush’s … Continue reading

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Classy Start For New SC AD

Mike Garrett was still wiping the shoe prints off his ass, when new sc brain surgeon athletic director Pat Haden began making honorable decisions not seen at the brain surgeon hangout since, … since, …., well, EVER! After weeks of … Continue reading

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The More They Say, The Worse They Make It

Ah, for the good ole days when the prevailing sound from sc was silence. The more the astoundingly arrogant uncle petey carroll has to say, the more ridiculous he sounds, and likely the more the good folk in Seattle are … Continue reading

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SC Scum and NCAA, and, Oh, Yea, Bruin Disgrace

Well, according to the late Mike Garrett (about two monhts to go, at most), OJ Mayo has joined the NFL’s second-biggest scumwad reggie bush in their failure to cooperate with investigations into their illegal activities while enjoying the cardinal and … Continue reading

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Breaking News – Lane Kiffin New Head Brain Surgeon

sc brain surgeons have stolen Tennessee’s first year head coach Lane Kiffin as petey’s replacement. Perfect fit. He will easily bring back the days of john mckay by regularly insulting every LA and Pac 10 sports figure NOT a trojan … Continue reading

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Petey’s Tear Jerker Ignores NCAA and Dave Watson Lawsuit

We won’t have petey to kick around anymore. Pete Carroll, the white-haired phantom of the truth delivered his well-rehersed goodbye to his brain-washed brain surgeon minions today, pulling more wool over their eyes. Funny how he never mentioned throwing his … Continue reading

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NCAA Closing In,… Petey Takes the Money and Runs

On vacation for a week, upon my return I was overjoyed to see that top rat Pete Carroll was deserting the USC brain surgeon ship, scooping up a reported cool $35 Mil for his get-a-way. The NCAA cops are apparently … Continue reading

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Poor Timmy Floyd, Picked on by Mike Garrett and the NCAA

The LA Times Sports department today devoted a substantial amount of newsprint and web space to the lament of crooked crybaby Tim Floyd. In the article, Floyd makes it sound as if he were the official scapegoat for the brain … Continue reading

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The Best Defense Money Can Buy

Petey, Petey, Petey. What a shame. All that money, and this is what you came up with. Excuse me, but didn’t a few of those experts say, like before the season, that your brain surgeon defense could be one of … Continue reading

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