Tag Archives: Lane Kiffin

Pete Carroll Taught Sarkisian Well

The criminal enterprise that Pete Carroll, Mike Garrett, and Tim Floyd ran under guise of the usc athletic department, as it turns out, was also a training ground for cheaters, as recent stories about the brain surgeon’s new coach Steve … Continue reading

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To Win, Or,….. To Lose?

Tough to root this weekend. Of course we want UCLA to win every football game, but if we beat Stanford on Saturday, that means playing the PAC-12 title game against Oregon, in Oregon, a week later. A loss to Stanford … Continue reading

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The PAC-12 South With Three Weeks to Go

It seems like just yesterday that: 1) trojan brain surgeon faithful were gushing over their upcoming undefeated season and national championship, exalting Lane Kiffin as the second coming of John Mckay and reciting in their minds Matt Barkley’s Heisman acceptance … Continue reading

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UCLA Bruins, PAC 12, NCAA, Open College Football Season Tonight

Is there really any need to even play the upcoming college football season? I mean, all these sc wonk pundits have already handed over the PAC 12 title AND the national championship to lane kiffin’s band of scallywags. Well, I … Continue reading

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Al Davis

The death of Al Davis yesterday was a shock. He was one of those guys that you think will be around forever. I loved Al DAvis for decades, but hated him for taking the LA Raiders back to Oakland in … Continue reading

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Haden v Kiffin: How Long Will it Last?

On July 20, a short week ago, I mentioned that new brain surgeon ad Pat Haden may want to “box up and mail back” football coach Lane Kiffin, just as had been done to the sc replica of r bush’s … Continue reading

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Classy Start For New SC AD

Mike Garrett was still wiping the shoe prints off his ass, when new sc brain surgeon athletic director Pat Haden began making honorable decisions not seen at the brain surgeon hangout since, … since, …., well, EVER! After weeks of … Continue reading

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Buss Role in Kiffin Deal Defies Logic

Today’s revelation that Lakers’ owner and sc grad Jerry Buss paid the University of Tennessee the goodly sum of $800,000 as a buy-out of Lane Kiffin’s contract is an eye-opener. Draconian NCAA rules make penny-ante “offenses” into felonies, but this … Continue reading

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Breaking News – Lane Kiffin New Head Brain Surgeon

sc brain surgeons have stolen Tennessee’s first year head coach Lane Kiffin as petey’s replacement. Perfect fit. He will easily bring back the days of john mckay by regularly insulting every LA and Pac 10 sports figure NOT a trojan … Continue reading

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Neuheisel Picks QB, Lays Down the Law

With the apparent decision that it will be freshman Richard Brehaut at qb Saturday against Kansas State, and not last year’s walking interception machine Kevin Craft, it has also been announced that four players, starting soph db Courtney Viney, and … Continue reading

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Vets, New Guys Sharp, as Bruins Continue Dominance Over SDSU; Sooners Dead

Redshirt freshmen Kevin Prince at QB and RB Johnathan (yea, Johnathan) Franklin, who ran 12 yards for a TD on his first carry, made strong debuts for the Bruins, but veteran defenders were the real difference, as sophomore safety Rahim … Continue reading

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