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NBA Jerks Exploit Fans and Disgrace the Game By Sitting Out

A mere five years ago it was virtually unheard of for a millionaire professional basketball star to sit out a league game because the poor little guy was just too tired to pull on his shorts, endorse his latest pay … Continue reading

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$23 Million Only Buys the Lakers 16% Shooting

The vacationing millionaire showed up for work tonight, and the full-strength Lakers combined with Miami to put on one of the most horrid displays of supposedly “professional” basketball ever seen in the long and sometime dubious history of the NBA. … Continue reading

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Kobe’s Latest Vacation Ends, Rumored to Be At Work Tonight

Rumors are rampant across the SoCal basketball world that the vacationing millionaire is back from his latest respite and just might show up for work at Staples Center tonight. Having been busy sipping Pina Coladas and counting his $23 million … Continue reading

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The King is Dead, Long Live the King!

In a few hours, the San Antonio Spurs will become NBA Champs, as the winner of tonight’s fifth Finals’ game is a foregone conclusion. Sure, LeBron is LeBron, but is Dwyane really Dwyane and is Bosh still the old Bosh? … Continue reading

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Lakers Play Well, But Not Good Enough Against Miami

Three years ago today, the Lakers, with a healthy Kobe Bryant playing 40 minutes but scoring only 17 points, lost a lopsided game to the Miami Heat, 96 to 80, as LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and Chris Bosh combined to … Continue reading

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