The vacationing millionaire showed up for work tonight, and the full-strength Lakers combined with Miami to put on one of the most horrid displays of supposedly “professional” basketball ever seen in the long and sometime dubious history of the NBA. In a game where the teams combined to shoot 36% on 62-of-170, including an utterly amazing 15% (six-of-39) on three point attempts, the Lakers missed their first 11 shots, and began the game trailing 18-0, and it never got much better. Fresh off a delicious batch of pina coladas enjoyed while counting his $23 million, Kobe took seven shots in the last two-and-one-half minutes of the game, making two of them to finish three-of-19 (16%) for the game, but he was not much worse than ronnie price who stopped shooting after going oh-for-four, or the former trojan horse thief nick young, who managed, somehow, to hit two of his 11 shot attempts. Joining the party were also Carlos Boozer at one-of-eight, and Wesley Johnson, who was three-of-13. All in all, a great evening for Byron Scott’s favorite players.
|But, on the other hand, there were some good performances out there, but of course, those guys take the leftover spoils in Scott's system of rewarding his pet players. And I thought that would end when Mike D'Antoni left town.|
Newbie Tarik Black had another outstanding game, with nine points and nine rebounds in 22 minutes on the court. Ryan Kelly is showing that he belongs, and he was a perfect three-of-three.
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All in all, it was a good win for the Heat, who came out ahead in a game in which they hit two-of-16 threes, where Chris Bosh played terrible (four-of-17) scoring only eight points, and where Dwyane Wade suffered yet another injury, scoring only four first-half points
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|before sitting out the rest of the game. What is shocking is the reality that Miami, at 17-21, is pretty secure as a playoff team in the Eastern Conference, which has exactly one more team over .500 than the Western Conference's Southwest Division.
The Lakers play Cleveland Thursday, and it is an open question as to who may or may not be playing on either team. LeBron James returned
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