Classy Start For New SC AD

Mike Garrett was still wiping the shoe prints off his ass, when new sc brain surgeon athletic director Pat Haden began making honorable decisions not seen at the brain surgeon hangout since, … since, …., well, EVER!

After weeks of “Who, me”, “Why us?”, and “We don’t deserve that!”, Haden accepted the consequences of the Garrett-Carroll-Floyd criminal enterprise, and not only ordered removal of campus idolatry depicting reggie bush and oj mayo, but further ordered that bush’s ill-gotten Heisman be packed up and shipped back to the NY Athletic Club.

Without them even asking!

Kinda makes you wonder how long Lane Kiffin has before he gets boxed up and mailed back.

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